Obvious things

Guys in my first post I totally forgot something!
Bad me, bad!

Today let’s talk about the difference between to, too and two!
Let’s go--!!

To. It’s a preposition! Since I don’t feel like explaining prepositions, here’s the Wikipedia article.
-”Let’s go apply a can of whoop-ass to Superman’s face.”

Too. It’s an adverb! It can mean something like “also”, or indicate that there’s too much of something, or can mean “very”—it has many uses but none of them are prepositional.
-”I doubt he’d be too pleased, but who cares what Superman thinks?”

Two. It’s a number, fuckers. It comes after one and before three. Why do I need to explain this?
-”I’ve got two chunks of Kryptonite, so let’s do this shit.”

Peace out, homies.